Posts by Las Malvinas son Argentinas

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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars (continued)

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The defining moment of the Jabba the Hutt Chronicles wasn’t the livestream. That only signaled the end of the grift. It was actually a video he made after the apex of the Leah Remini special. (Where he actually had the nerve to stand next to rape and incest victims on national television to complain that his father wouldn’t pay or acknowledge him for unsolicited yard work)

There were a series of self-congratulatory videos and livestreams. On one of them he gave his followers these Rutherfordesque instructions:

Let’s cheer and celebrate tonight, but tomorrow it is “back to work”.

He didn’t seem to want to acknowledge he was the only one getting paid for it full time.

He then proceeded to take an extended holiday with the wife and children, citing ‘exhaustion’. So much for “let’s get back to work”!

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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars (continued)

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uh oh, looks like the mega thread gave up the ghost, so while i investigate / fix it just continue the discussion here .... it's been a long 9 years lloyd evans / john cedars.

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Against my better judgment I watched the latest video by Jabba the Hutt. I made it about half-way. It was really boring and his nasal monotone delivery does little to help.

He does say something though that is quite presumptuous even by his standards. Essentially he floats the idea that some policies may have been changed due to his videos. I find that risible and completely ignorant of how these decisions are really made at Bethel. You think the GB gets together, watches Evans videos and comes to the conclusion: Maybe this sexual pervert who disgraced his family publicly has a point! Let’s follow this advice!

His appearance is worth noting. He has grown a full-on goatee which is long enough to cover his multiple chins when facing the camera head on. Probably a wise choice because the rest of his beard when grown out is patchy and gives off a dishevelled look. But he dyed the goatee! The brownish colour doesn’t even match his natural hair colour of black. Add that to the orange dye job he puts on the top of his hair but not the sides, this is a thoroughly unattractive and clownish man.

TL;DR - Jabba the Hutt is still forced to pay for sex. That Canadian cat cunt Rhonda Hample is probably one of the few who would put out for him. His videos are still the apostate version of the Sunday talks.

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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars (continued)

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Again, where is this information being posted that Dijana has a new man in her life who is acting like a step father to her girls? I’ve heard this mentioned but I’ve never seen any proof.

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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars (continued)

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No evidence of that, but he’s taking a significant amount of time off again. Three videos in one month, one of them about his drug use and another about Mike Rinder.

And he wonders why he keeps having to beg. He’s really sabotaging his own brand by disappearing like this and going on about his mental health.

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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars (continued)

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341 patrons. -16 from last night.

Almost like people aren’t seeing the point of funding a guy who is not producing much content and keeps having mental health issues he feeds with psychedelics.

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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars (continued)

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He thought he would find another relationship so that his ex would feel I wish I could have him back 😭 but it’s exactly the opposite situation

The words “stranded in Croatia” are revealing in more ways than one. It’s clear he feels he is not needed there anymore, and even goes so far as to mention his girls. But there is another aspect to this. This says everything you need to know about his personal life. Had he had a girlfriend or someone he was “talking to”, he wouldn’t have thought he was stranded there. Those are words of a truly isolated and lonely man. He even made a joke in his “comedy” shtick that women routinely tell him they don’t want a second date. He’s lived there for over 15 years now, yet has no meaningful relationship with anyone besides his two girls whom he is now telling the entire world he has already abandoned emotionally, and if he gets his way, physically.

he is obviously salty having to pay child support

Not sure if he is on a regular basis. I can totally see Lloyd rationalise “well you wanted the divorce, so you take care of them”. If he is, I’m sure he’s claiming poverty due to the nature of his business. It’s probably not much at all and knowing the disposition of his wife, I doubt she’s insisting on a whole lot due to his abusiveness.

if he did move back to the uk

Doubt it. He’d be a joke in Manchester or anywhere in the UK for that matter and he knows it. The cost of living is so horrendous and I doubt he’s moving back there to live in a shit hole flat for the rest of his life. He’d really struggle. But North America or perhaps Western Europe - that’s where I’d put my money on him relocating to. There is a Cedarite somewhere who’d be tickled to have Jabba the Hutt set up studio and living quarters in their basement. Perhaps that crazy cat cunt Rhonda Hample in Ontario. His comedy routine might even be better received there as a British man living abroad is more of a novelty.

Clean toilets Lloyd, whatever you can get to keep paying that guy to be daddy to your two girls

Lazy and entitled people will never do this. Look for this parasite to attach himself to a devoted and generous supporter and make it sound to all his listeners it was all part of the plan and a step forward.

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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars (continued)

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uh oh, looks like the mega thread gave up the ghost, so while i investigate / fix it just continue the discussion here .... it's been a long 9 years lloyd evans / john cedars.

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OK I watched that video. Here are my takeaways:

When he’s unscripted, he’s incredibly dull. He has a habit of returning to the same point over and over again and repeating himself. It is clear though that the shrooms have altered his mind in no small way.

He did offer clues as to what MAY be going on. There is currently yet another mental health crisis, so he’s not doing videos again and thanks those still paying him. And this is like what, not even two months after the last begging video?

The primary reason given for sparking this crisis was the death of Mike Rinder, but he also referred to things happening on the “periphery” which could mean his reaction to Dijana moving on.

The part that got me was after his latest trip, he claimed a type of god-like power in “creating” his two girls and has certain responsibilities that he clearly feels are a burden to him. He then goes on to suggest he doesn’t need to be involved in every aspect of their lives. When considered alongside his stated belief that he feels stranded in Croatia, it is clear he’s searching for a way out and playing the role of an absent parent.

I was going to say what a selfish parent he was but deleted it. Actually Lloyd, the best thing you can do right now is get out of those girl’s lives. They don’t need you and judging by your last video, you are actually harming them. Take your fortune cookie wisdom and fuck off for good, you hapless sack of shit.

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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars (continued)

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uh oh, looks like the mega thread gave up the ghost, so while i investigate / fix it just continue the discussion here .... it's been a long 9 years lloyd evans / john cedars.

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I am reading all this talk about Dijana supposedly having a serious relationship with someone. Serious enough that people here are referring to him as these girls’ “step-dad”.

As wondrous as it would be for those two girls to have someone other than Jabba the Hutt in their life as a male role model, where’s the evidence of this? I can’t see anything on her FB or Instagram, though admittedly I am not a friend so it could be visible for friends only.

Anyone have pics or SM posts referring to this supposed new man?

On a more playful note, imagine the sheer amount of material this new guy would have. “Tell me about the ex?”

www.lloydevans.info or the livestream. “So tell

me Di, what didn’t you do for him that made him say you were sexually incompatible?” Imagine asking that question over brunch.

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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars (continued)

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uh oh, looks like the mega thread gave up the ghost, so while i investigate / fix it just continue the discussion here .... it's been a long 9 years lloyd evans / john cedars.

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I just watched the TikTok videos. I don’t think he’s on drugs when he took them. I do think he’s retarded though.

He is getting some serious bags under his eyes and filming that close demonstrates how ugly he is.

He is also STILL using his kids as props though. As someone as so hated as he is, why bring any of that upon his children? They have half of his genes so I think they have suffered enough. If there is anything Evans-related I’d ever consider supporting, it’d be for plastic surgery if any of his daughters inherit his nose.

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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars (continued)

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uh oh, looks like the mega thread gave up the ghost, so while i investigate / fix it just continue the discussion here .... it's been a long 9 years lloyd evans / john cedars.

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Speaking of which, I see that as we move into 2025, his number of paid members on Patreon has risen to 361.

They were at 364 last night and are now at 354. He was at roughly 310 and made yet another begging video. He was expecting a lot more than the 50 he got. He wanted something like 576 and specifically mentioned that on his video.

Jabba the Hutt knows better than anyone that he needs to keep priming the pump (wording!) about donations so that the newbies who have just discovered his channel are reminded that he needs all this money to live on. It is going to be like this from now on. This time last year he was just over 400 so look for him to beg again in about 6 months time due to the lower number of ~~pledges~~ suckers.

Since he reads this, I’ll describe it in a way he can understand:

Lloyd, your begging stunts are like masturbating. You desire the quick dopamine hit, but return to a flaccid state soon after. The more you masturbate, the less of a rush you get. You know you need to space it out more but you just can’t help yourself.

It’s a solo show, dum-dum! You can’t get yourself pregnant!